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Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ? )
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

To you I΄m an atheist; to God, I΄m the Loyal Opposition.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.



What if nothing exists and we΄re all in somebody΄s dream? Or what΄s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

It΄s not that I΄m afraid to die, I just don΄t want to be there when it happens.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

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