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Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ? )
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.



Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

As the poet said, ΄Only God can make a tree΄ -- probably because it΄s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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