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Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ? )
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.



Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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