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Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ? )
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

I΄m astounded by people who want to ΄know΄ the universe when it΄s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.



Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one΄s hat keeps blowing off.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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