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Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ? )
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Most of the time I don΄t have much fun. The rest of the time I don΄t have any fun at all.

I΄m astounded by people who want to ΄know΄ the universe when it΄s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

As the poet said, ΄Only God can make a tree΄ -- probably because it΄s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.



Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

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