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Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ? )
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

I don΄t want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.



It is impossible to experience one΄s death objectively and still carry a tune.

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one΄s hat keeps blowing off.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it΄s all over much too soon.

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