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Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ? )
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Most of the time I don΄t have much fun. The rest of the time I don΄t have any fun at all.

I don΄t want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.



More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

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