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Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ? )
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I am at two with nature.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?



If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don΄t think that he΄s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he΄s an underachiever.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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