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Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ? )
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I am at two with nature.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.



It is impossible to experience one΄s death objectively and still carry a tune.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Most of the time I don΄t have much fun. The rest of the time I don΄t have any fun at all.

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