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W. C. Fields US actor (1880 - 1946)
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My illness is due to my doctor΄s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.



Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

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