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Tom Lehrer US humorist, singer, & songwriter (1928 - ? )
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Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

On my income tax 1040 it says ΄Check this box if you are blind.΄ I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!



The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

If a person feels he can΄t communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

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