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Steven Wright US comedian and actor (1955 - ? )
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

It΄s a small world, but I wouldn΄t want to paint it.

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.



My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

I bought some batteries, but they weren΄t included.

There΄s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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