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Rita Rudner US comedian
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.



Before I met my husband, I΄d never fallen in love, though I΄d stepped in it a few times.

I love being married. It΄s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

My husband gave me a necklace. It΄s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I΄m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don΄t want something around my neck that΄s worth more than my head.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That΄s how rich I want to be.

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