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Mark Twain US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
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Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.



I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

You can΄t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can΄t find anybody who can tell me what they want.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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