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Lily Tomlin US actress & comedienne (1939 - ? )
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Why is it when we talk to God we΄re praying -- but when God talks to us, we΄re schizophrenic?

Reality is a crutch for people who can΄t cope with drugs.

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It΄s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.



Why isn΄t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you΄re still a rat.

We΄re all in this alone.

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