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Groucho Marx US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I΄ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn΄t it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I΄ll be glad to make an exception.



Those are my principles, and if you don΄t like them... well, I have others.

Outside of a dog, a book is man΄s best friend. Inside of a dog it΄s too dark to read.

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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